The roomie legit asked me what the hell I'm doing (and if you know my roomie...well you know my roomie. It's 24/7 dicey at best). I told him I'm trying to train the crows to bring me shiny objects like bottle caps, dimes and bubble gum wrappers. He went absolutely blank for about 5 seconds and muttered..."you are trading my sleep for used bottle caps?".

Coldly and without hesitation I starred him directly in the eyes and said "yes".

I haven't seen him since...



Edited by NickD90 (06/25/20 11:02 AM)
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