WOW! I'm convinced!

Yes sir, them General and Special theories of Relativity, Humbug! Einstein was a damn commie! What the hell did he know? Yep, it wasn't Oppenheimer and his team that developed the first atomic weapons for the U.S. it was that pinko Einstein!

What we need right now is another Joseph McCarthy I tell ya! Them's was the good ol' days!

Hollywood? Don't even get me started! Why I'm gonna have to take up playing bridge again cause I damn well ain't gonna be watchin' no more bleedin' heart Liberal movies or TV! Hell no!

Just tell me what to watch, what to read, what to believe, who to trust, when and where! Save me the trouble of doing it for myself!

Whew! My life's gonna get a whole lot easier now, no more thinkin'!!!

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