I was discharged from the rubber band force for shooting myself in the eye during a dull at work. I had to go to the hospital and everything. (sadly, a true story...try explaining that one to your boss!) I was once a great sharpshooter, able to pick off the enemy at impossible ranges. This took a good eye, really close behind the band.... until one went snap, right in the peeper. My wife still reminds me of that whenever I get too cocky. I suppose that incident will keep me from getting picked by either team... come on guys, I could wear glasses!