Could I officiate instead? My pay will be a cut of the spoils, such that they are.

I'd also suggest taking shots of Bacardi 151 between rounds, chasing them with Schmidt (this is a fishing board, after all).

We could even parlay it into a little gambling venture...anyone fancy themselves a bookie?

Five to one 4Salt spills the Schmiddy first...seven to four on CFM for the win...unless it goes more than seven rounds, where it's even until round 10, where 4Salt's ten shots of 151 would likely improve his aim, while CFM's ten shots would likely increase his already poor eyesight. Three to one for 4Salt after ten rounds.

Who wants to run the concessions?

Fish on...

Todd.