I'm thinking a huge 5th wheel would be the way to go. I love how you can open the back door and put up the railings, it's like having a big patio. Great for the Dogs and us. More living space with four slides. I would buy a F-450 to pull it. No need to haul a toad behind the MH.

Most of the big 5th wheels have a 1/2 bath in the rear. I can custom make a spot for a decent gun safe.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.