Apparently they can't zap you in pairs, though, right?

Maybe the "Super" in "Super Beings" should just be a lower case "super".

I am also betting that there is compelling evidence that they can't zap you if you are in an underground bunker, or travel interdimensionally to steal your gold reserves, and that cannabis oil renders you immune to zapping...thereby bringing all these whacknut conspiracies all together into one Super Conspiracy... right?

Fish on...

Todd