High School Cornerback big most likely. Everything looks NFL OL big next to my cut bait.

As far as her name, I only remember it because the next day when I went down to the marina store to brag about it and one of the local Conchs laughed heartily and said that he sees "good Ol' Mandy was up to her tricks with the tourists again". He noted that she usually works the next Key over and I was lucky the authorities didn't catch us in the act. Apparently, it's a $10,000 fine and 5 years in jail to fall in love and let their little secret out. Whew - close call!

But I will always remember her singing the sweet song of her people to me that glorious night. I couldn't understand a word she was saying (bourbon does that to my ears), but it kinda reminded me of a dog's squeaky toy on overdrive.

On a side note, does anyone have any good doctors or creams they recommend? I have this rash that just won't seem to go away. I have no idea what it is or where it came from, but that chit itches like crazy.