Three guys were fishing out in the open water when one of them
spots a dude walking on top of the water coming toward their boat.
He strolls right up to the rail, one guy says man you must be the lord himself to
walk on water, The dude says yes son I am, The guys says well then can ya help me
with this problem here in my arm, been lame for years real hard to fish with.
So he touches the guys arm and BAM, I'm cured the guy screams its a miracle
The next guys speaks up and says lord been blind outa my right eye here all my life
can you help me? He touches him and BAM, same thing It’s a miracle I'm cured
Then they all turn and see the third guy jumping out of the boat and swimming
away, Hollering back PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME, I'm on L & I

"The Gods do not subtract from the alotted span of mens lives the hours spent fishing"