A guy travelling to a computer convention in Las Vegas is sitting on a plane as other passengers are boarding, when a drop-dead gorgeous lady walks up and sits in the seat next to him. After the flight takes off, he finally gets the nerve to break the ice.

"So, are you going to the big computer show in Vegas?" he asks the beauty next to him.

"No," she says, "I'm actually going to the Nymphomaniacs's annual convention."

"Wow!" says the guy. "I know what we do at a computer convention, but what the h*ll do you do at a nymphomaniac convention?" he asks.

"Well," says the lady, "one thing we do is to discuss some of the false images about different ethnic groups and their sexual prowess. For example, people think that black men have the largest genitals, but in fact it is Native Americans that posess the largest genitals. And most people think that French men are the best lovers when in fact Jewish men make the best lovers."

"Wow. I did not know that." says the guy.

The lady then says to him, "By the way, my name is Linda, its nice to meet you."

The guy pauses a minute and replies, "Uh, my name is uhh,... Tonto,.....Tonto Goldstein."