A man looking out the window of his Mailbu Beach home seas a bottle drifting ashore and decides to go pick it up. He notices that the markings are unusal so he rubs it off to get a better look when a Jeanie comes out of the bottle.

The Jeanie says "I am the Jeanie of the bottle and I will grant you one wish for setting me free. What do you wish?"

"Well I am pretty well off as you can see by my house over there so I don't need any more money. What I really want may seem a little odd. I would like to visit Hawaii, but I don't like to fly or travel by ship. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii" the man says

The jeanie reply's "That is impossible. Engineering hasn't advanced to the point where we can do that, I wouldn't know where to start. Are you sure there isn't something else you want?"

The man thinks about it for a minute and says "I would like to understand women."

The jeanie looks at the man and says "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"