3 Guys are walking around hunting when they come up to this big clif. At the edge of it they find a lamp, so they rub it and a genie pops out and says, "I will turn you into what ever you want to be if you yell out what you want to be after jumping off of this clif."

The first guy jumps off and yells "EAGLE!" he falls about 1/2 way to the ground then turns into an eagle and flys away.

The second guy jumps off the clif after seeing the other guy do it and yells "BEAR!" he hits the ground and turns into a grizzly and runs off.

By this time the third guy has had some time to think so he backs up gets a good running start at it but trips on a root just before he is about to jump. The guy goes flaling over the clif and yells "OHHHHHHH SH!T!!!!"..... SPLAT! laugh

Tyler
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All Americans believe that they are born Fishermen. For a man to admit a distaste for fishing would be like denouncing mother-love and hating moonlight. -John Steinbeck