> > A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
> > Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

>
>
>
>>Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving
more than 100%? We
>>have all been to those meetings where someone wants
over
100%. How about
>>achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might
prove
helpful. What
>>makes
>>life 100%?
>>
>>If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
>>
>>are represented as:
>>
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20
21 22 23 24 25
>>26.
>>
>>Then,
>> H A R D W O R K
>> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
>>
>> K N O W L E D G E
>> 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>>
>>But,
>> A T T I T U D E
>> 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>>
>>And,
>> B U L L S H I T
>> 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>>
>>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will
get you close,
>>attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put
you
over the top.
>>
>>And look how far
>>
>> A S S K I S S I N G
>> 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
>>
>>will take you.



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