I've got a .45 and a shovel with your name on it, bro.

You get serious with a women again, and I seriously doubt anyone would miss you. I'll see to that.

I've got your back on this one.

Good luck with what is sounding like an ugly situation. The only thing I can offer is a recommendation for a kick-ass divorce attorney. He's one ruthless SOB - and my fraternity bro. If you took his advice, you'd come out as well as one could expect in this state (which isn't saying a lot, as guys get F*cked in this state when it comes to divorces and child custody).