Hey gooys, I buooght me-a a DFD, und noo I cun gu tveech veet zee best ooff zeem, und be-a leeke-a zee merg! Noo thet merg hes gune-a und tooght me-a hoo tu tveetch, I hefe-a su muny selmuns I cun't pusseebly cuuk zeem ell

BORK!