You haven't once mentioned the all time greatest Malt Liquor of all,Country Club. Tell me I haven't drank any malt liquor. I come from a long line of malt liquor drinking alcoholic drunks. I once projectile vomited Mickeys Bigmouth while serenating a high school chick at a party when I was 17. Monterey Jack Cheese is the shiznit. Monterey is far from a shithole,it's a world class vacation destination for millions of visitors each year. Wanna know what a shithole really is go to Aberdeen or Longview,those places suck total ass. The people in Washington must drink Malt Liquor because it's grey,dreary,wet,impoverished,meth ridden,the Mariners suck . Vapidangler . Now there's an American Hero.

True Story: I once drank 9 40 ouncers of King Cobra. I woke up the next morning in my friends volkswagon bus,completely naked,my clothes in a pile wet in the middle of the bus,and a completely well formed perfect 14 inch turd laying right along side my clothes. My first thought was "I hope that's my sh!t". I've drank a house full of Old E,Colt 45,Magnum,King Cobra,Mickeys,Schlitz Bull,Country Club,and Steel Reserve.