Originally Posted By: vapidangler
True Story: I once drank 9 40 ouncers of King Cobra. I woke up the next morning in my friends volkswagon bus,completely naked,my clothes in a pile wet in the middle of the bus,and a completely well formed perfect 14 inch turd laying right along side my clothes. My first thought was "I hope that's my sh!t". I've drank a house full of Old E,Colt 45,Magnum,King Cobra,Mickeys,Schlitz Bull,Country Club,and Steel Reserve.


MALT LIQUOR!