A man was in front of me coming out of church one Christmas day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside:

The pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord"

The man replied, "I'm alread in the Army of the Lord, Pastor

Pastor questioned, "How come I dont see you except Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back,'I'm in the secret service"

Just some light hearted humore, theres one of mine now lets here some of yours and RT keep your animal jokes clean :p (jk)

Dances Out