Invite those PP members who have given you good, bad, or ugly advice to your wedding; ask the officiant to leave out the part where he/she asks, "If there is anyone here who objects to this union... "

A marriage lasts longest when two slackers unite. Then, neither partner has the ambition, nor the energy to seek out an attorney, fill out all the paperwork, and meet the necessary deadlines a divorce demands.

Have Katie sign a prenup to protect your 50%. You could become quarter-assed in an instant without one!