Why It's great to be a guy:

Your as* is never a factor in a job interview

The garage is all yours

You can be President

Car mechanics tell you the truth

Same work, More pay

Wrinkles add character

You can wear a white shirt to a water park

THE WORLD IS YOUR URINAL
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The best way to be succesful in life is to keep the people who hate you away from the people who are undecided