A good one from Fisheads 5:


<< > > > The Good Samaritan
> > > >
> > > > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loud
> > > > pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> > drunken
> > > > stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push.
> > > >
> > > > "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the
> morning!"
> > > He
> > > > slams the door and returns to bed.
> > > >
> > > > "Who was it?" asks his wife.
> > > >
> > > > "Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he
> > > > answers.
> > > >
> > > > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> > > >
> > > > "NO, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and
> > > > it's pouring out!"
> > > >
> > > > "Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife.
> > > > "Can't you remember bout three months ago when we broke down on
> holiday
> > > and
> > > > those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
> > > >
> > > > The man does as he is told and gets dressed and
> > > > goes out into thepounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello,
> are
> > > you
> > > > still there?"
> > > >
> > > > "Yes," comes the answer.
> > > >
> > > > "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
> > > >
> > > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> > > >
> > > > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> > > >
> > > > "Over here, on the swing" the drunk replies. >>