> Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years,
decided

they needed to visit a whorehouse. When they arrived at the house, the
Madame took one look at them and decided that they haven't had sex in
so
long that in the dark they wouldn't be able to tell the difference
between
real women and blow-up dolls. She wasn't going to waste any of her
girls
on these two old men. She decided to use the blow-up dolls instead.
She
put the dolls in each man's room, turned out the lights, led the men to
their rooms, and left them to their business. After the two men were
finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man
said, "I
think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked, or groaned...
how
was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The
first man asked, "Why's that?"
> "Well," said the second man, "I bit her on the [Bleeeeep!]... she farted
and
flew out the window!"