A truckdriver walks into a cathouse and says "I've got $500 and I want your fattest, ugliest, b!tchiest woman and a bologna sandwich too!!!"

The madam replys "Sir, for $500 you can have our youngest, most attractive woman and a filet mignon."

The truckdriver answers "Lady, I'm not horny I'm homesick!!!"
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Why settle for one when you can have hundreds?