A True story..... taken from the Associated Press headlines ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws. She offered to go to the supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed the young woman sitting in the car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the
head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. :p

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

Further investigation of the scene revealed that a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and a wad of dough had hit the young woman in the
back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

Scott