A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
> The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work
>
> promptly at 8:00 AM.
> The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
> The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
> employee.
> He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
> The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show
> him the problem.
> Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
> At the end of the line is the new employee.
> She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of
> marbles.
>
> They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
> marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
> The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
> After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman,
>
> and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
> Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.