Hmmm, if BU doesn't stop bugging Evo, Evo is going to have his GF's lawyer cousin file a defamation suit against Evo's uncle. If the lawyer cousin takes the case, he sure as hell doesn't work for a firm like Boston Legal. The logic path that a brain like Evo's takes makes his brain worthy of scientific study.

So Evo won't apply for a job because he doesn't have wheels to get there, not because he's a lazy useless worthless sloth (apologies to actual sloths). Apparently his strategy if to get the GF educated and employed so she can buy Evo a car. Then when he still doesn't get a job, GF will finally figure out that she's been had and dump his ass, making the world a tiny bit better place.