Dear Dr. Evo, those are symptoms of a gran mal seizure, not a stroke. A stroke is facial, arm and upper body drooping and / or slurred or gibberish speech (F.A.S.T). BTW - it's impossible to swallow your tongue during a seizure - it's a myth. And yes, you can call in a lifeline and go ask Katie to verify.

Stick to 2x4's and daises. I swear to high on holy, I will literally listen to anything you have to say regarding 2x4's and daises.
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