Unfortunately,THANKS TO EVO, I have this image ingrained into my mind now.


An attractive woman, getting ready to take a shower. Oooooohhh La La.

She drops her robe and seductively walks by her man...

He gazes longingly from the toilet, pinches off a loaf. The steam from the shower, and the toilet, creates a romantic haze. The sound of the shower, urine impacting a turd, combined with the flushing and subsequent clogging of the toilet creates the perfect cover. Evo’s about to get lucky. Bowchickawowowo. Mom won’t hear a thing.

She peeks over her shoulder, plugs her nose and gives that look that can only mean one thing. ”Flush that toilet and get in here you dirty boy, you haven’t showered all week.”

Evo drops his Mumu. Kicks off his slippers. Slides out of his spanks. He gets in the shower.

Things start heating up. It’s getting hot, gettin kinky, now it’s about to get straight up [Bleeeeep!] weird.

Evo says “you won’t believe what Dan and Jake said on the internet today!”