"Late 50's? Nap ain't that old. I think the age bracket he needs to focus on is 35 - 52. 53yo burnouts and up are out, and 20somethings will just laugh at him....."

That's what I'm saying exactly.
Things are desperate.

The dude stands at the urinal staring in the mirror.
What is looking back is a man without his mojo.

He knows 59 isn't ideal.
He also knows the 59 ain't interested.
She can see the pimple faced desperation of a virgin 19 year old eyeball Faa King her.

Have a member of your team help out Todd.
Take one for the team.
Be a leader.
Delegate.