You got this, Nick.

Just get Tinder on your phone and swipe right on every single female within 30 miles of you. Every single one.

Or left? Fuckifino. Whichever one means you wannafuck.

Any that match with you, immediately message them and say "I wannnafuck right now".

Sooner or later one will say yes. It's a numbers game here, Nick, don't let your pride cockblock you...and don't let two dozen "fuckoffs" deter you...the next one may be the one!

Fish on...

Todd