Hamster's twat is more packed with sand than usual - which is really saying something.

Russ makes a bad read, and Hamster is stroking himself like he does when the Gay Pride parade is going on.

What a fuckin' loser. Well, I guess a loser following a loser team makes sense.

It's going to be downright funny watching the Hawks [Bleeeeep!] the 9'ers the way Hamster's boyfriend [Bleeeeep!] him this season.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames