I'm thinking something like Garbage Pail Kids: Ragin' Rawls.

Oh and [Bleeeeep!] the Pats, tonight's game made me hate them more than ever. The refs were so worried about Brady they blew the whistle too soon so he wouldn't get hit and cost the Pats a TD. That's some ironic BS. Makes me want to avoid watching football when it comes to the Pats. It's like watching the Lakers and Kobe and his never ending whining and the refs listening to him like he is more important than any other player. Brady is a great QB but he can't be treated specially by the rules of the game but he is. I don't even know what is happening with the NFL these days but it's not good. When Brady retires it will be the best thing for the NFL in a long time because it will bring things back down to earth because that little bitch gets special treatment and it's obvious.