Hamster licks the nuts of any team the Seahawks play.

And any other nuts around.

Go ride your charter boat, cat lady. I'm killing silvers in a drift boat - without a guide - while I listen to the Hawks beat the Bengals by 6.

So suck it.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames