Salmonella, come on, I can only assume you must have run into some trouble for being from California, when you were out of state. Otherwise you would not make the statement about hating Californians. Is it true, or are you just hearing the echos of your own internet bravado. Did you deflect by saying it is them not me? To reinforce that message to your son just potentially creates another individual who will paint with a broad brush and rush to judgment, much like his father. I'm with Dan you should move to Wyoming, you would fit right in.