JoJo - Let me guess:

You went to the Fremont Solstice Parade and saw the Fat Ugly Naked Guy (or) Chick on the bicycle, butt cheeks completely covering and enveloping that poor bicycle seat and had to tear out your eyes.

Oh wait, that was me.

MY EYES!! MY FRAKING EYES!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!
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Tule King Paker