I am a small town guy, but I don't care about naked people. If my daughter saw something like a bunch of naked freaks walking down the road, I know her eyes would bug completely out of her head, and I would have to give her a lesson on that. I could care less though, at some point she will see naked people, and get over it.

I know how it would go:

"Look at all the naked people daddy! Why are they naked?"

"Those are freaks honey, don't become one of them, they don't realize that everyone else is making fun of them. Their time has very little value to the GDP or society in general, evidenced by the fact that they can spend countless hours getting their nakedness approved by the city council, just so everyone else can make fun of them. That is the beauty of our government, it has plenty of time to waste on all kinds of problems."