Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm special.


I say if you declare yourself as a nudist then you should not be allowed to wear clothes at all, ever. Then it goes like this.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm cold.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got skin cancer on my genitals.

Look at me I'm naked. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fell off my bike and cut my genitals.

Clothes are functional, not a burden by the man.