Get a PO Box in town. $60 a year, no worries. You go to town every couple of days to get groceries, gas, etc. anyway. Then you tell the post office never to touch your mailbox in front of your house....then wire that mutha with enough electricity to fry the next @#$% who touches it. I'd still get a camera to film the zap and post it on YouTube and here on the dark side.
Snake