[Bleeeeep!], ok, i have to leave so ill try to make this quick....

ok so a year ago in December, i was on the Puyallup where i normally fish, everyone that fishes there knows who i am, ect, on closing day, using up the last 2 hours of the day before i had to be somewhere...

so im fishing the mouth of this creek, messing around with beads and fake eggs... im the only one on the river, the Coho run was done, but there is a small return of steelhead that go up the upper Puy so i was just fishing...

i catch this nice little Cutt, took a picture, and sent it back...

was this fish to be exact...



post it to my FB, and at that point, i see a "guy" about 80-100 yards down river digging in the rocks...i assumed it was a tweaker, because well, it was, then i hear this loud ass voice yell "get the fvck off my land, before i call the police", well hes not talking to me, im on WDFW and DNR property, so i paid no mind, but i knew where it was coming from, the trailer park that the asshole runs right next to the access point....

i get my sh!t and head to the car, get to the car, open the rear passenger door, and put my rods and backpack in the car, now, back then, i used to take my gun off and put it in the glove box, holster and all, and then go about my business...

well i was trying to get it out and it caught my belt, there is a hook on the SERPA holsters that prevents it from being ripped out easily, at that point, i see this Charles Manson lookin motherfvcker riding a bike towards me, so i stopped and took my hand away, i was standing facing the rear of my car, with my pistol basically inside the passenger front area, he comes up to the back of the car and is like "HEY Hows Brent?"

im like, i dont know any Brent around here, i dont know anyone in there, you got the wrong guy bud... hes like "alright then" and stares at me all weird and rides towards the driveway of the house, and sh!thole park....

thats when i see the son of the owner walking down the street, big dude, about 6'5", 260... im like this must be the home owner, he was visibly pissed off, ive never met him, just heard stories, about him, so i decided i was going to say hi and see what the commotion was...

he comes up, i tell him i was fishing at the mouth of the creek and that there was a guy down river digging, to which he informed me it ws a woman, i said i thought it was a dude, and he said nope, shes a lying theiving tweaking bitch, so now im thinking "why the hell did you move more people into this place then last year?"....

so, next, he looks over at my car, and says "is this your car?" i say yeah, why? to which he responds that "i have you on camera, every night, picking her up, and dropping her off, right here", which is bullsh!t, because i wasnt even there every day... so im like "no you dont", and he says "yes i fvcking do" and gets mad, im like "no you fvcking dont have this car on camera".. he starts getting pissy, so i say, lets go see your tape, you DONT HAVE THIS CAR ON TAPE, my car is unique, there isnt another one in the state that looks like it... probably even country...

so we start walking, and hes getting real mouthy now and kinda aggressive, and im being mouthy right back, when he started getting antsy, i stopped, then he starts yelling about calling the police... so at that point, im like no fvckin way, i have a gun, people are getting shot, you arent doing that to me.... or so i thought...

i ripped my phone out of my pocket, and dialed 911, while talking to the operator, 3 more people came out into the road, and im at a dead end.... one of them said loud enough for the operator to hear "if you pull that pistol out, its open season', my back was turned to them, and i was just standing there, the 911 operator asked me in a surprised voice, "what did he just say?" to which i told him, told him i did have a weapon, and a CPL, and was going back to my car....

as im standing there, 1 of the 4 rat fvcks comes walking down towards my car, and is litterally about 10 feet away from me staring at me, 911 is asking what he looks like and what he is doing, i dont know i say, and he pipes up with "im writing down your license plate", and i said "good for you", he says "do you know who the fvck you are talking to?" ok this dude is like 5'3 and probably 90 pounds, im like WTF are you gonna do to me" GTFOH NOW... he leaves...

i tell 911 i dont want to be near my gun when the police show up, which they understood, i wanted this to go as smoothly as possible....

rat tweaker comes back down, and is doing the weird sh!t again....

now theres 10 people out in the road... he goes back up with them, im still on the phone, waiting... you can hear sirens coming from every hill, and every city, Orting, Sumner, Bonney Lake, Puyallup, everywhere.... they tell me that there is an officer in the area, and i see headlights, they ask me to put my gun away, which i do, in the glove box, lock that, and then lock the car, take my coat off, and wait....

well it wasnt a cop, it was someone pulling into their driveway...

so now im in the dark, in a t shirt, in Dec which was a cold one, and im sitting at the dead end ALONE.... gun is in the car, the only way i can get to it is to unlock from the drivers side, im on the passenger side...

ok so here come the police... 6 trucks...

2 parked in their driveway almost, 2 on the other side of the road, and 2 in the dead middle blocking any exit whatsoever.... im still on the phone with 911, and i put my 1 hand in the air so they could see that im not a threat...

they all jumped out of their cars and came right at me, screaming at me not to move, hands up, jumped all over me searching me, ect.... i tell them the deal, they ask who my girlfriend is because i had to go pick her up, if she lived there, blah blah blah...

they were complete assholes to me...

they all leave, im waiting for a bit by myself, and 4 leave, 2 come back down to me...

he says "heres the deal, this is an easy arrest", and i said an arrest on who, he says YOU, i say for what? he said 3 of them said they saw me pull my pistol out, which i didnt even touch... i said i never touched it, and he said well theres 3 of them, and i said "oh thats fair" to which he shrugged his shoulders...

says, "so this is what im going to do, im going to write you a ticket for displaying a firearm" im like yeah, brandishing, i know the law... he says exactly, you can go to court in 2 weeks, and take care of it there... to which i said, yeah, to go to jail, and get fines, ect....

reads me my rights, and asks if i want to write a statement, to which i did, in almost exact same fashion as i did here....

i leave and go home, the next 2 weeks were hell for me, i felt violated, abused, just like sh!t in general, how could people lie and almost get someone killed, thrown in jail, ect....

go talk to this lawyer, and hes like 1500 bucks flat rate, you dont want this on your record... told me i didnt have to go to the arraingment that he would get it waved, but i wanted to go, and i asked him if he ever heard of a prossecutor checking my records, and theirs, then making a decision, to which he said no... he was a former prossecutor in Kent, a judge pro term in Eatonville, and is a pro 2A lawyer so i figured he knew his sh!t...

so court day, we are driving down to Tacoma, and im thinking, if i lose, its 90 days in jail, and a 5000 dollar fine, i should just pay the 1500 bucks and ill save it back up....

get to the court, and they call my name at 8:32 to the window, i show him my "criminal" case number, and hes like "oh, you will be in court room 812, let me check" in a sh!tty voice... then hes like, "wait a minute", the prosecutor has decided not to file charges in this case, there is NCF which means they are busy and will resume at a later date, and then there is NCFF (no charges filed FINAL) which is what yours is, you are free to go, and this wont be on your record....


was out of the court building by 8:36....

theres a couple laws the cops should have followed, 1 is misdameanor presence, the other is disparity of force.... i even talked to a WDFW cop a month or so ago about it, and he told me the next time that happens, to call them, and they will nail him with preventing me from lawfully fishing, which i brought up to the other cops, and they basically told me to fvck off.... apparently PC Sherrifs dont know how to enforce General Authority rules so much....


anyways, clean as a whistle, like always....

im out....