Nope, that's the thing about a good defendable reason. You get to break someone's face and get off. The last guy didn't even show up to court despite the broken orbital and wired jaw. He knew he was in the wrong in the end. So home I went.
The meth episode was about 15 years ago, you grow up eventually.
If that was any of your moms, my defense would be no different.
So do yourself us all a favor fvck off.