C&E:

I used to say that I couldn't be related to Michael due to the obvious skin color differences. Can't use that line anymore.

Only in America can a poor black boy from Indiana grow up to be a rich white woman.

Jesse Jackson's eyes are so damned far apart that when the movie on his life is made his part will be played by one of the Budwiser lizards.

I'm about as related to them as I am to Os. Os, on the other hand, is related to himself several times over. Dude has to buy himself gifts for Father's Day, his family tree is so ingrown.