Dear Stumpy (RT),

Those there pictures are pathetic. You are not even sweating (fixed just for ya RT)
. How much did you pay the photographer? Shaq you is not. Shack you is. Just a run down has been that got the short end of the

stick.

I want you to know that I have contacted DEQ and they will be on the lookout for you on the river. Seems they are not fond of paint in the river just so you can have your favorite spot. Fish it fair and square RT, no cheating. Just so you understand, it is salmon fishing so sculpin bites do not count. Also the five second rule does not count. Your hand actually has to touch the hook. Hookups on the fry do not count as one landed.

Get used to the creaaaaap ya hoser. Stew started it by begging me not to bring my stuff here. I just considered it my invitation to start in. Noticed he is still at it. Not a competitive bone in his body huh?

I'm told that crow tastes ok with Sagawa's Savory Sauces. Certainly, you will need to order a case.
Especially for the old crow you like.