What happened, puppies? Are you losing faith that you're going to catch fish next Saturday? Not that you should have had any to begin with.

Or is it that you "should have been a wetspot on your mama's sheets instead" weenies had your feelers hurt too much? If that's the case, then make sure and tape around the edges of your diapers before you go to Sand Island. Wouldn't want any of that gritty stuff getting onto your sensitive bum.