Yeah, yeah, yeah, you Washedupington (Wash-ed-up-ing-ton) folks are all the same. Lots of talk and no action. You have Gizmo on the selfesteem TV trip, Aunty (pontoon) M that sits up if ya help her and the other has beens who's feelings are all hurt over a little smack.

Oregonians rule boys and girls the columbia river. Ever notice fellow Oreo's that when you anchor up a Washedupingtonian shows up because he knows you know what you are doing. Frustrating is'nt it. They come out there with their snoopy and mickey poles and banjo minnows and want to fish. Then they say "hey, what are you using?".

Oregonians, we must help our fellow Washedupingtonians. It is after all only fair that we share fish with them. Certainly we cannot let them sit there with those blank stares on their faces.