my uncle is a piece of sh!t, so its no surprise that you would want to be him...


im also active as fvck, drink too much Boodwietzer, IPA is for hipster fags with man buns....

just a heads up, just because you get out of your car and walk 100 yards to some terminal area to fish, doesnt mean you are "active as fvck"....

i cover miles of river, with a 60 fvckin pound backpack on when im on the river banks....