WTF?

Zales: Yes, sir. These are real (cheap) diamonds.

Evo: Fvck you! I'm gonna have these re-tested at Fred Meyers....

Repeated 9 other times......

Pricess-Fvcking-Less

Ever consider getting a real GIA appraisal on them rocks? You know, so they are appraised, for real.

No offense Tony, but I have a 10x loop and a set of eyes too. Let me appraise them. I'll just use the photos from a few pages back. That's all any good appraiser will need. I'll shoot that appraisal right out to you all here in a bit......