This is what to say if you wan't to piss off a liberal:

Spoke to my favorite Aunty....just checking to see if everything was ok. She always starts out lovey dovey...but she always has to get in a few shots at DT and anything to do with Rep Party. I let her go on and on saying uh huh yeah,uh huh rofl As soon as I can get a word in edge wise I said....They should call it the Chinese flu...that got a little rise out of Her. laugh She's my Godmother, we love each other to death and always hang up on a good note. What's wrong with calling it that ?
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.