Fat Nixon managed to keep his idiocy out of press conferences for what...two days? He'll be back today to congratulate himself, attack everyone who doesn't think he is fuckin amazing, and then probably give some more really good medical advice, that will have to be contradicted by all of his experts today and tomorrow.

Don't worry, his ballwashers will be all over telling us what he actually meant, though.

For someone who "tells it like it is", he sure needs a lot of "yeah, he said that, but that's not what he really meant" help from his cult.

Fish on...

Todd