"In 1 week, I'm supposed to take a multi-leg over to South Korea and then board a booze cruise with a buncha spring breakin' Boomers and Millennials. There will be naked twister on the rear deck. Great fun! We'll be cruising to Iran, North Korea, Italy and final stops in NYC and Kirkland. Exciting! I live in my elderly parent's basement and I have asthma, diabeetus & heart disease while being a life long obese smoker. I've been planning on this trip for the past 56 hours and I'd be out my original $3.50 booking fees if I cancel. Do you think I should still take this trip and will it be safe for me?"

Nick,
The multi leg part concerns me.
Avoid women with more than 2 legs. None or 1 is fine.