I can only imagine what this place will be like once everyone is quarantined, bored and online all day. By the end of it, I'll be licking doorknobs just hoping to die.

That being said, as of 5 pm this afternoon, I'm going into work lockdown. Mandatory WFH until April 1st. I had my last in-person appointment this afternoon until forever. Jury duty can EAD. One last errands run tomorrow morning and then I'm barring the door.

Pantry stocked, dogs on guard, poop trench dug, machine gun nest fully locked and loaded and PornHub subscription paid til' June.