A Yuppie wanted to act all tough and sh!t, so he bought a copy of Gray's Sporting Journal and decided to go pheasant hunting. He had all the expensive Filson gear, the jacket, the boots and the $6K Italian double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, blasting a nice pattern of #6 shot right through his Filson $500 hunting pants, turning his penis into a perforated slab of Swiss cheese.

Obviously, he freaked and his Microsoft millionaire hunting pal took him to the ER, where Vhawk administered to his needs. Vince made sure he was operated on by the best penis specialist on the West Coast.

When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card.
"This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."


The guy says, "Is your brother a doctor?? Surely he must be a famous penis specialist, like you??"

"heh, no, he's not. My brother is a famous concert flutist. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye".